Could you imagine getting an apartment with the person you love. Falling asleep beside each other, and waking up to see that cute little dopey smile they make when they first get up. You’d never have a bad start to your day, because they’d be the perfect start.
what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?
one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
|—||Dan Simmons, The Rise of Endymion (via observando)|
11:11 i wish I was falling asleep in your bed
ALS Ice Bucket Challenge gone wrong. They were fine.
TF IS SHE DOING
5 DAYS IM GOING TO SHIT MYSELF IM SO EXCITED!!!!!!!!